Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them.
How was this even caught on camera?
did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet
"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up"
"boys don’t like girls who eat too much"
"boys don’t like girls who talk too much"
sounds like boys are gay.
once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
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A lot of people have asked me how I do my make-up, so here’s a video. It’s really long because iMovie was being annoying and I couldn’t trim it. Feel free to skim through it :P
Muron grew at least three cup sizes in the anime are you serious rn
I think she’s even bigger than Razol now